i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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