Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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