yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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