We won't sleep together?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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