Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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