I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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