Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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