Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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