her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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