Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize