MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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