You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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