I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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