haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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