I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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