Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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