i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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