it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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