I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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