if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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