I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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