he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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