My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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