And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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