spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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