Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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