...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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