perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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