This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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