hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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