Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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