Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Pooping to opera.
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