its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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