we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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