my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
