READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I need to align my fucking chakras
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize