I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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