chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my being single is dangerous.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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