I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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