do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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