Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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