I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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