I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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