Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just gift wrapped bread.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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