So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
