You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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