I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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