I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
false alarm. still invincible.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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