i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
oh god was she eating orange peels again
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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