I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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