I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
