You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
