apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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