So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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